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This chapter may not be suitable for younger audience. Read at your own discretion. I love how this falls at Day 69. Cough. ¹Sexcapade - a s.e.xual escapade; an illicit affair.. ²SPG - Strong Parental Guidance, not suitable for children. ³Tropa - it means Troop in English and it has similar used like "bro," "squad," and/or "best friend." ⁴Putspa - a pun, combining the curse word "Puta" and "Foot spa" ⁵Hugot - the word means "to pull out" but it recently became an expression when someone says some emotional words that they pulled it out from within their hearts because of a related event that happened to them. ⁶Itchy - When you feel "itchy," it can mean that you're horny….. ⁷Base - Sexual Baseball term. First Base is kissing, french, or just a peck. It also includes any touching above the belt. Second Base is using hands below the belt. Third Base is when mouth are used below the belt. Fourth Base or Home Base is doing the deed. ⁸Gsv kvihlm - Can't you just ask her directly.. Anyway, this code is an Atbash Cipher. Day 69

11:11pm

Rico: Did you know!!11!exlamation!1point!

Jhing: So energetic.

Rico: I want to tell you a story!

Jhing: What?

Rico: I got butterflies in my stomach because of your "I won't" :DDD

Seen 11:12 pm

Rico: Joke

Seen 11:12pm

Rico: Uy Jhing, I was just joking! D:

Seen 11:13pm

Rico: Okay fine….

Seen 11:13pm

Rico: I almost got raped!

11:14pm

Jhing: ._.

Rico: I'm serious.

Jhing: Whenever you say "I'm serious," I feel like it's the opposite. These words means that you're just fooling around.

Rico: Not serious! D:

Jhing: Whatthe.

11:15pm

Rico: What do you want me to say then? Huhuhuhuhuhu you're so confusing. D:

Rico: But you know, I panicked a while ago. I almost became a Father. :(((

Jhing: WTF?

Rico: Joke. But I got harassed Jhing.

Rico: Someone harassed my body. :(((

Rico: Don't you think I'm pitiful!?!?!?!?!

Rico: Ahuhuhu.

11:16pm

Jhing: What happened?

Rico: Will it be okay to tell you?

Jhing: What story is it anyway? If it's your s.e.xcapades, nevermind.

Rico: Sexcapades¹? O_O

Rico: Why do you know?

Rico: That?

Rico: Term?

11:17pm

Jhing: Not important. So what's your story?

Rico: It's not s.e.xcapades, my goodness.

Rico: I'm not like that.

Jhing: Ok sure, so what is it then?!

11:19pm

Rico: Warning: kind of SPG².

Jhing: So?

Rico: Just putting some warning signs, who knows if ah

Jhing: Hurry up!

Rico: Yessir! Why are you in a rush.

11:20pm

Jhing: ._.

Rico: Here ah, don't get shocked.

Jhing: I'm getting impatient.

Rico: Yes!

11:21pm

Rico: My tropa³ is insane. He said that my birthday is coming, so he wanted to give me a present before he travels to a different country.

Rico: I told him that I'm fine with house and lot but he rejected saying he'll buy me a house next time if we get married. So gay, right?!

Rico: And then he said that he'll treat me to a massage to relax because I've been designing and talking to clients every single day.

11:22pm

Jhing: Then?

Rico: Then then you know, the massage Jhing… :(((

Jhing: I don't know.

Rico: We went to sauna first, chatting and all, and then the massage… putspa⁴.

Jhing: Why?

11:23pm

Rico: My eyes are not virgin anymore.

Jhing: What?

Rico: Because of the masseuse ah. Her name is Joy. She said she brings joy to other people. Her clothes was so revealing that I almost grabbed a blanket and gave it to her because it's cold.

Jhing: Haha wtf.

Rico: I was so scared of that woman. I felt like she was taking my clothes off with her gaze.

11:24pm

Jhing: Aren't you supposed to be naked when you get a massage?

Rico: OH RIGHT?! YOU SEE!11!1?! I felt naked just because of her gaze!!!

Jhing: ._.

Rico: ಠ_ಠ

11:25pm

Jhing: Continue!

Rico: Yessir.

Rico: So she made me lay down the bed, and I heard my tropas laughs from the other room. My massage is actually in private, I'm the only one who has "special service."

Rico: She made me choose what service I wanted from the menu ah.

Jhing: Menu? In massage?

Rico: Yes. O_O

Jhing: What menu?

11:27pm

Rico: There's "big and juicy," "long and hard," and one more that's just too much…

Jhing: What kind of menu is that?

Jhing: What's the other one?

Rico: I forgot.

Jhing: The F.

11:28pm

Rico: Do you want to try?

Jhing: Just finish your story.

Rico:

11:29pm

Rico: I told her, "I'm fine with normal," but then she inches closer and closer until she climbed up on the bed and crawled on top of me. O_O

Jhing: The heck?

Rico: She starts massaging me and asked, "Sir, how hard?"

Seen 11:30pm

Rico: Jhing?

Jhing: Go on.

11:31pm

Rico: Just tell me if you want me to stop talking.

Jhing: Go.

Rico: Oh okay. So I answered her, "As long as I can walk home properly."

11:32pm

Rico: And then she said, "What if you're not able to go home?" I pushed her but just a bit because I'm a gentleman ah and said, "I can't, someone's waiting for me." She asked, "Your wife?" I answered, "No, my Seen Queen."

Rico: HashtagBlushingToTheBones

Seen 11:33pm

Rico: Seen.

Rico: Seen Queen. :">

Jhing: Whatever. So what happened?

Rico: Hahahahaha!

Rico: Ah so I pushed her a bit more? But she didn't let go of my hand and then I was shocked. O_O

11:34pm

Jhing: What?

Rico: She made me touch it. O_O

Jhing: Touch what?

11:35pm

Rico: Her you know!

Jhing: What?

11:36pm

Rico: Do I really have to say it?

Jhing: Why not?

Rico: Why are you like this? D:

Jhing: Like what? Tell me. What did she make you touch?

11:39pm

Rico: Her boo_s.

Jhing: Boo_s?

11:43pm

Rico: Books.

Jhing: She made you touch her books?

Rico: What do you think!

Jhing: Haha! Ok. Go on.

11:44pm

Rico: She made me touch her books and I asked in surprise, "Hardbound?"

Jhing: Haha you're a jerk.

Rico: But really, I couldn't feel anything so I thought it was hardbound.

Jhing: Jerk. Then?

Rico: She pushed me so hard that I hit my head. She got offended.

Jhing: Because you're a bastard.

11:45pm

Rico: It's not my fault if her books are hardbound.

Jhing: Hahaha bwisit haha!

Rico: Looks like you're having so much fun ah?

Jhing: Just finish your story before my mood turns bad.

Rico: Wow. :((

11:46pm

Rico: So yeah, she made me turn my back on her. Her massage was terrible, she was hurting me.

Jhing: Haha you deserved it. :p

Rico: Sadist.

Jhing: Haha then?

Rico: Then yeah… gradually, it became better. Smoother…. Hands were slowly creeping downwards…..

11:47pm

Jhing: She touched you?

11:48pm

Rico: …

Jhing: What did you do?

Rico: Shocked.

Jhing: Then?

Rico: Shocked.

Jhing: I know. And then?

Rico: I couldn't push her or else she might get offended again.

11:49pm

Jhing: You had s.e.x?

Rico: No.

Rico: Jhing ah.

11:52pm

Jhing: What? I think that's the ending of your story.

11:55pm

Rico: No ah! I'm not like that. Even though I joke a lot, I will never do that to a woman I don't love.

Jhing: Then what happened?

11:59pm

Rico: I told her, "Joy, you should probably bring joy to other men instead. My thing is the only one you can give joy to, but my mind and heart will never accept it. If you're doing that because you feel like no one's respecting you, then let me be the first one to do so."

12:01am

Jhing: You told her that?

Rico: Uhm, yes?

Jhing: Are you sure?

Rico: Yes?

Jhing: Wow huh.

Rico: Then I went home.

12:04am

Jhing: Nothing happened?

Rico: None.

Jhing: None?

Rico: I went to the washroom when I got home.

Jhing: Okay, enough.

Rico: Hahahahahahaha I took a cold bath to calm myself down.

12:05am

Jhing: Epic day?

Rico: It's fine, but I felt like a pervert.

12:06am

Jhing: You act like you're virgin.

Rico: I'm a virgin. O_O

Jhing: Oh really?

Rico: Kind of?

12:07am

Jhing: Kind of?

Rico: Half half?

Jhing: Are you fooling around?

12:10am

Rico: A bit?

Jhing: Spill.

Rico: What spill?

12:11am

Jhing: Spill the story about that "kinda devirginized" story.

12:12am

Rico: DON'T JHING I'M CONSERVATIVE.

Jhing: Ok bye.

Rico: Jhing?

12:15am

Rico: You left me!

12:23am

Rico: College. First girlfriend. She was a senior. I was a freshman. Classmates in Algebra. I was late in class so I sat beside her at the back of the classroom. I was in the block. She was irreg.

Seen 12:23am

12:26am

Jhing: Really?

Rico: Yes?

Jhing: Why?

Rico: What do you mean?

12:27am

Jhing: Why did you do it with her?

12:30am

Rico: Because I love her? Because I was curious? I'm also a man, Jhing.

Jhing: Not obvious.

Rico: You're hurting my heart. D:

12:33am

Jhing: Then what happened? Is she your ex of 2 years?

Rico: No. Before that. We broke up after 7 months.

12:34am

Jhing: Why?

Rico: Because she was 7 months pregnant.

Seen 12:34am

12:37am

Jhing: Tangina, you're already a Father?

Rico: If I said yes, what will you do?

Jhin: Then why are you fucking chatting with me?

Rico: Because I want to.

12:39am

Jhing: Fuck, you already have a baby?! But you're still shameless to chat other women!? If you don't love your wife, at least treasure your baby! Tangina you're a bastard! You don't deserve the child. That child doesn't deserve a father like you. You annoying asshole!

Seen 12:39am

12:41am

Rico: Wow. HashtagHugot⁵.

Rico: Hahahaha!

Rico: I was kidding! I'm not the father. I didn't have s.e.x with her the month we got together okay ah? 

12:42am

Rico: If I really am the father, my bad-tempered sister will kill me. My ex got pregnant with another man… my Professor, to be exact.

Jhing: You're not a good joker.

Rico: Sorry for my humor?

Jhing: It wasn't funny.

12:43am

Jhing: But that was a twisted plot twist.

Rico: Were you worried?

12:44am

Jhing: Shut up.

Rico: It was more of a plot twist when I was one of the people who took a vow for the baby at his baptism to be his Godfather.

12:45am

Jhing: What? Hahahahahahahaha epic.

12:46am

Rico: I can feel your happiness all the way from here ah.

Jhing: It was funny.

12:47am

Rico: When I gave you a joke minutes ago, it was not funny. Now that I'm being serious, it suddenly became funny.

Jhing: I'm weird like that. Deal with it.

Rico: I'm happy dealing with it.

Jhing: Whatever.

12:50am

Rico: You?

Jhing: What me?

Rico: I don't know. Story?

Jhing: Huh?

12:54am

Rico: Do you really want me to ask you directly?

12:57am

Jhing: There’s no "story" because I’m saving my whole self for the person I’m going to be with for the rest of my life in the future. I believe in making love after marriage. Sorry.

 

12:58am

Rico: Ouch. I suddenly felt like a demon. :(((

Jhing: Nah. We all have different values.

Rico: Hahaha yeah. After that, even if I feel really itchy, I don't want to do it anymore.

12:59am

Jhing: You don't want it? Never tried it with your ex?

Rico: Just a bit of a base⁷.

Jhing: Which base?

1:02am

Rico: WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT?

Rico: I need to go to the church to confess and repent my sins tomorrow.

1:03am

Jhing: I was just asking. You don't need to answer my question.

Rico: But I want to be honest with you.

1:05am

Jhing: Wtf, so much drama.

Rico is typing…

Jhing: Please. Don't answer it.

Seen 1:06am

1:08am

Rico: I thought you wanted to know?

1:09am

Jhing: Go to sleep.

Rico: Huh? Why? Did I say something wrong? 

Jhing: You're too honest. It's annoying. Okay go, sleep.

1:11am

Rico: Oh… sure. But I have a question.

Jhing: What?

Rico: Did something happened to you today?

1:12am

Jhing: Nothing, why do you keep asking?!

Rico: Ohhhh…

Rico: One more.

Jhing: What?!

1:13am

Rico: How to become "gsv kvihlm"⁸ ?

"the person," read back to 12:57am if you don't understand~

Jhing: What?

Rico: Good morning.

1:14am

Jhing: Hey!

1:15am

Jhing: Jesus Crux!

1:18am

Jhing: You with your stupid childish codes.

1:22am

Jhing: You should really go to the church to clean your sins, bwisit!

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